I didn’t feel like reading the help document you sent me, so I figured I would call and have you walk me through it.
The Bisexual Agenda:
8am: get woken up by cats.
9am: eat breakfast
10am: start writing.
2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts
3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone
4pm: tv and book
BRITISH GUEST: We’re going to go out on a limb here. In America do you have something called “fridge magnets?”
CONCIERGE: Like, just any type of fridge magnet? New York themed ones or…
BRITISH GUEST: Well, they’re magnets, but for your fridge.
CONCIERGE: Oh. That explains it. Yes. America has fridge magnets.
BRITISH GUEST: Excellent!
CONCIERGE CONSIDERED RESPONDING: I’m sorry, but we dumped our supply of fridge magnets into Boston Harbor a few years ago.