WaffleFlex

yay

accidentalslut:

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

I LOVE this idea

CHAIRMAN SUGAR IS ELECTED FOR LIFE

I didn’t feel like reading the help document you sent me, so I figured I would call and have you walk me through it.

bisexualpiratequeen:

The Bisexual Agenda:

8am: get woken up by cats.

9am: eat breakfast

10am: start writing.

1pm: Lunch

2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts

3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone

4pm: tv and book

7pm: dinner

11pm: bed

(via queenbeereginageorge)

No Taxes or Fridge Magnets Without Representation

hotel-job:

BRITISH GUEST: We’re going to go out on a limb here. In America do you have something called “fridge magnets?”
CONCIERGE: Like, just any type of fridge magnet? New York themed ones or…
BRITISH GUEST: Well, they’re magnets, but for your fridge.
CONCIERGE: Oh. That explains it. Yes. America has fridge magnets.
BRITISH GUEST: Excellent!

CONCIERGE CONSIDERED RESPONDING: I’m sorry, but we dumped our supply of fridge magnets into Boston Harbor a few years ago.